I, like my fellow booksellers, love Chuck Norris and all that he stands for... I not only want to snuggle in his beard, I want to have an operation to become a woman and then I shall ensnare Chuck in an elaborate honey-trap, and force him to marry me. Together, we will have children. Children with beards.Erm... yeah... the book... it's a great, fun read for fans of the legend and will promote many discussions on Chuck's amazing feats (did you know, for example, that the sun revolves around him and not the other way around?).
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Review 2 for The Truth About Chuck Norris
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5out of5
Oliver Thompson, WATERSTONE'S UXBRIDGE
03 September 2009
I love Chuck Norris, and want to snuggle into his manly beard.*sigh*Mmmm... beard.Ahem.This is a brilliantly fun book full of important Chuck-facts. An essential purchase for anyone with an interest in hairy men with hats.
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Review 3 for The Truth About Chuck Norris
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5out of5
Michael Young-Drennan, WATERSTONE'S CARDIFF THE HAYES
15 August 2008
All great men must have a good propaganda machine behind them...that is all great men except Chuck Norris. Why would a man who can grate fresh parm with his beard need a PR team?
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Review 4 for The Truth About Chuck Norris
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5out of5
James Paterson, WATERSTONE'S GLASGOW SAUCHIEHA
25 July 2008
This has got to be one of the best books that I have ever read!!! You have probably seen it all before...otherwise known as email spam, everyone has had it "100 facts about Chuck Norris" It was funny on email, but why not get the book, it is hilarious and definitely a book for anyone with a good sense of humour!For example...Did you know that Chuck Norris can travel in time by running at 88 miles per hour? Or that Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur? I could go on but you're better off reading this book. The definitive compendium of Chuck Norris "Facts" I guarantee that you will be laughing for hours after it!!!
I don't know how this book came to be, but thank God it did. This is one of those silly humour books that just screams impulse buy. 400 totally made up quotes about the legend that is Chuck Norris. If you appreciate the idea that The Virgin Islands were renamed the Islands after a Chuck Norris visit then you'll love this.Big fun.
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Review 6 for The Truth About Chuck Norris
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5out of5
Amy Allwood, WATERSTONE'S HULL
04 March 2008
"If you have five s, and Chuck Norris has five s, Chuck Norris has more money than you." That says it all, really. JACKPOT!
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Review 7 for The Truth About Chuck Norris
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5out of5
Xavier Jones-Barlow, WATERSTONE'S ABERDEEN UNION BR
Fact; Chuck Norris once inhaled a Seagull.The day I discovered this I did not get much work done. Did you know? Chuck Norris's heart beats once every week.The day after I discovered this every other customer was treated to a nugget of knowledge. Such as this one; When Chuck Norris plays golf they have to put a hole on the moon.This is a hilarious book. I now find myself waking at four in the morning giggling. If your ego is as twisted as mine you can learn all the facts and substitute your name for Chucks.
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Review 8 for The Truth About Chuck Norris
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5out of5
Leann Donaldson, WATERSTONE'S GATESHEAD
17 February 2008
A selection of the most fantastic facts about the hardest ginger on the planet. When an episode of Walker Texas ranger aired on TV in France, the French automatically surrendered to Chuck Norris- just to be on the safe side. Buy it or be roundhouse kicked into oblivion. Funniest thing I've read in ages.
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Review 9 for The Truth About Chuck Norris
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5out of5
Fiona Mcfadyen, WATERSTONE'S GATESHEAD
12 February 2008
This is wthout doubt the most important book of all time! i kid you not! I haven't laughed so hard at a book in ages. Did you know for example that every cell in Chuck Norris' body has it's own beard? or that Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur? These and many other fabulous facts about the greatest human being on earth are to be found in here.Just fantastic - i absolutely love it, and so did my husband.
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Review 10 for The Truth About Chuck Norris
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5out of5
Fiona Mcfadyen, WATERSTONE'S GATESHEAD
12 February 2008
This is wthout doubt the most important book of all time! i kid you not! I haven't laughed so hard at a book in ages. Did you know for example that every cell in Chuck Norris' body has it's own beard? or that Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur? These and many other fabulous facts about the greatest human being on earth are to be found in here.Just fantastic - i absolutely love it, and so did my husband