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Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary

Worried about what to do in the event of the dead rising from their graves and trying to destroy humanity? This title presents a list of what you need to know about zombies: how to recognise them, how to fight them and even how to classify them.
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13 of 13(100%)customers would recommend this product to a friend.
Customer Reviews for Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary
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wow impro
Location:Coventry
Age:34
Cracking read
16 November 2010
A fun packed read from cover to cover. The a-z format makes this an easy, accessible & fun read.
A must for anyone interested in zombie survival or for those simply with a sense of humour.
Buy it now, it could save your life!!!
Review 2 for Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary
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zombiesquish
Age:26
Amazing dictionary!
25 September 2010
This book has been one of the best zombie dictionaries i have read. I feel that it captures in small doses what other zombie dictionaries in the past have missed. It's quirky, funny, to the point and totally an easy, enjoyable read. From reading this book i am confident in myself that i would, with Dr Dale's support close at hand, be able to survive the apocolypse!
This book has my imagination spurring out of control and thinking of ways to survive that i would have never thought of!
A definate must read! BUY IT TO SURVIVE!!!! X
Review 3 for Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary
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Hness
Location:Lancaster
Age:26
Can't help but raise a smile!
09 September 2010
Having seen the How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse seminar in Edinburgh - and loving it might I add - the book is a little piece of the survival team to carry around with you. You can't help but read it with Dr Dale's voice in your head and every page makes you smile! Even if you have no interest in Zombies you'll love it!
Review 4 for Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary
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CeeJay
If you don't laugh at this you're already dead!
27 August 2010
This book made me either smile, giggle or laugh out loud on every page.
It also contains many facts, some quite useless, but all very informative!
If you get pleasure from a book that you can dip into whenever you have a spare few minutes, give Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary a try.
It will brighten your day - honestly - and you don't even need to be remotely interested in the Zombie culture to enjoy it.
Review 5 for Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary
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Seasider
Cosmic Ordering - cosmically brilliant!
27 August 2010
Find out how cosmic ordering would help in the event of a zombie attack (and much more besides) - tips that even the most dedicated apocalypse survival student would never even have thought of - fantastic and funny - loved it!
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Dizzy
Location:Gloucester
Age:52
Absolutely brill.
26 August 2010
A 'must' read. So unique. Very uplifting. If you're feeling down then pick this up. So funny.
Review 7 for Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary
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Tom21
Location:Edinburgh
Brllliant
19 August 2010
Saw The live How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse show when it came to Edinburgh for the festival and immediately went out and bought the book because it was so good. I was really interested to see how the humour would translate to the written word and was really really impressed. Not only is the zombie dictionary laugh out loud funny but most of the advice in there actually makes perfect sense and will keep you alive. Buy it1 iT'S BRILLIANT1
Review 8 for Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary
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MalinVK
Location:Indal, Sweden
Age:30
Epic Awesomeness!
19 August 2010
This is a must have book if you ever want to survive when the zombie apocalypse occures! Not only do you learn what to do and NOT to do, it's presented in an entertaining way that will make you smile if not laugh out loud! And you can read it over an over again so you can stay up to date with the surviving!
Review 9 for Dr Dale's Zombie Dictionary
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AirsoftStu
Location:London, England
Age:27
Essential reading, will save your life
12 August 2010
This book is a must have for all living humans. I can’t stress enough how quickly you must purchase this essential reading to prepare you for the inevitable rise of the undead. It could be this afternoon, tomorrow, next Tuesday even Christmas day 2011 at 14:32 (pants may have tempted fate on that last one).
This book is also multi functional:
1 The life saving knowledge contained within this book uses humour to lighten the darkly serious message underneath. – Making you smile and possibly titter or giggle.
2 The words of wisdom enlighten even seasoned students of Zombie survival. – Making you smarter.
3 It has a full money back guarantee should you die in a zombie apocalypse within 30 days of purchase. – Giving you peace of mind
4 If you hold it firmly at the bottom with the spine facing forward you could use it as a weapon to stave off the living dead. – Making it functional
One thing it does not have is the recipe for a cure though, there is no cure. Dr Dale covers this point very thoroughly within the book.
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Trellis
Drop Dead Funny!
10 August 2010
I’m not a zombie aficionado and it was with some reluctance I was persuaded to see ‘How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse’ at last year’s Edinburgh Fringe. I enjoyed the show immensely and couldn’t wait for Dr Dale’s book to be published.
I was not disappointed. This book is laugh-out-loud FUNNY!
It may not save your life because you might die laughing! Zombies beware – this could be the ultimate weapon come the Apocalypse. All you need to do is give a zombie a copy of this book and it will laugh its head off!
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Brian234
The book & The show
09 August 2010
Saw the show in Edinburgh and got the book because of it. Absolutely fantastic! Recommend buying this - soooo funny. Plus go and see the show too!
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Jumpster23
Dr Dale Rules
06 August 2010
Forget any other zombie survival book yoou've read. Dr Dale is the new go to guy on the block if you've got any problems with the undead. Not only do all the survival tips make perfect sense it is also very funny (I laughed out loud more than once) Definitely Recommended! And like it says on the cover - It could save your life too!!!
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LittleFairyCult
Location:Cleethorpes
Age:33
Informative and entertaining
06 August 2010
Should there ever occur a Zombie Apocalypse I am now prepared. Also useful for keeping your spirits up during a Zombie Apocalypse or stopping your coffee table wobbling.
A concise Zombie related dictionary, full of informative survival techniques, and amusing observations. The little box says I'm not allowed to give too much away or reveal anything so I'm just going to say . . . Read it, Enjoy it and survive or be amused.